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Who is Your Theatre Crush? Take the quiz! Drama, Comedy, or Musicals.

Theatre Crush Quiz

Not sure what your theatre "type" is? Take the test to see what play or musical is best suited for your thespian heart this season!

 

  1. You're going on a first date. What movie is your go-to option for the occasion?

    1. Bridges of Madison County. (You wanna make sure your date gets emotional at the same bit in the movie as you.)
    2. Mamma Mia! (Will your date flinch when Meryl Streep starts singing the first note of "Money, Money, Money?" THE ultimate test of compatibility.)
    3. Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. (Suss out your date's type of humour with a comedy classic. Take note: avoid big meals before this one.)

  2. What is your favourite holiday song?

    1. Fairy Tale of New York (You like them raw, emotional and unexpected, like only The Pogues could deliver.)
    2. White Christmas (A classic written by one of the all-time greatest musical theatre composers, with a plethora of versions to choose from!)
    3. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Bonus points if your date's favourite pastime is to come up with a new callback to this one every time they hear it.)

  3. What is your fallback late-night snack?

    1. Your favourite veggie and a homemade dip (You always have at least two delicious dips in your fridge.)
    2. Any chocolate you can find in the house ("Cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two.")
    3. Chips (Was there really any other option?)

  4. If you had to pick one location in the world to visit on a romantic holiday, where would you go?

    1. Rome, Italy (Ancient buildings, pasta, opera—yes please!)
    2. New York, US ("They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway…" Need we say more?)
    3. Montreal, Canada (A European-style city, with a Canadian kick to it. Think jazz and wine, combined with the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival.)

  5. What is your favourite Shakespeare line?

    1. "To be, or not to be, that is the question"
    2. "If music be the food of love, play on."
    3. "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!"

 

If you’ve picked option A the most, your theatre crush is: DRAMA

You are not dramatic—per se—but you sure enjoy being at the edge of your seat for everything in life. Dramatic music, dramatic scenery, dramatic art. Needless to say, you would never miss a production of King Lear at the Stratford Festival (that storm!) and have probably already seen it too many times to count, yet it's still not enough! You might also like: Les Belles-Soeurs and Richard II.

If you’ve picked option B the most, your theatre crush is: MUSICALS & MOVEMENT

Bring on the microphone, it’s time to bust out the musical theatre tunes! You know the lyrics to Rent by heart and probably have a “Broadway Classics” Spotify playlist that runs on repeat. But wait, you also love dance. Your passion for music and movement has you eagerly awaiting news of any production to do with each season, not to mention you already have predictions for the 2024 season—you are THAT obsessed! You might also like: Spamalot and Frankenstein Revived.

If you’ve picked option C the most, your theatre crush is: COMEDY

Life is your playground and you truly believe laughter is the best medicine in life. Your perfect theatre night involves laughing until your belly hurts and, perhaps, a nice drink to toast the evening. You’ve seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail many, many, MANY times and should plan to see Spamalot at least twice this season! You might also like: Much Ado About Nothing and Grand Magic.